Proudly Serving
"Spam®, Booze, Rhythm & Blues"

since 1980!!

IMPORTANT FACTS
ABOUT A SLEAZY BAR

Mr. Whitekeys' Fly By Night Club is World Famous---we are known as well in Cairo as we are in Havana!! The club is the home of The Whale Fat Follies --"The Alaskan Show that the Department Of Tourism Does NOT want you to see."

The club was founded in 1980 because there was no place else where you could order some of the world's finest champagnes and a damn fine plate of Spam®.

The Whale Fat Follies has now been seen by over 500,000 misguided Alaskans and visitors, which just goes to show how little there is to do in our pathetic little town!

After the show on weekends, we feature the finest dance music in Alaska--Blues, R & B, Swing, Ska, Zydeco, and any other style with a groove that makes the dancers wanna move.

The kitchen is famous for "Gormay Kweezeen" which includes Alaskan Seafood, Juicy Burgers, Luscious Desserts, and the finest selection of Spam® entrees you'll find anywhere in the world!

The Fly By Night Club had the FIRST selection of microbrews in Alaska, and we now feature over 70 brands of specialty beers and ales. There's fine wines, the best non-alcoholic menu in the state, and shows on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays are SMOKE FREE.

OUR HOURS:

The World's Only Tap Dancing Outhouse

We Never Get Up Early In The Morning Because We Hate It!

BOX OFFICE PHONES:
Tues.--Sat. from 1:00pm

BOX OFFICE & GIFT SHOP:
Tues.--Sat. from 3:00pm

BAR AND RESTAURANT:
Tues.--Sat. from 5:30pm

HOW LATE ARE WE OPEN?
Tues, Wed, & Thurs: 1:00 am; Fri. & Sat: 3:00 am

CLOSED SUNDAYS & MONDAYS

CLOSED JANUARY, FEBRUARY, & MARCH:
Whitekeys sez: "If you have the choice of working 12 hours per day and losing your shirt, or not going to work at all and losing your shirt, which one would you choose?" We're sleazy, but we're not idiots!

CONTACT US:

PHONE: (907) 279-SPAM
FAX: (907) 258-SPAM
EMAIL: flybynightclub@gci.net

Or have your message delivered to us by a uniformed employee of the U.S. Postal Service at:

3300 Spenard Road, Anchorage, AK 99503

In any case, we'll try to respond in our usual slow, insensitive, & incomprehensible manner