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Take A Little Bit Of Spenard Home With You!!
To order, just call us at (907) 279-SPAM

Available in Med., Lg., XL., and XXL. Add $2 for XXL sizes.
(Prices and styles may change without notice. Please don't complain--we're a sleazy bar and we have no reputation to live up to!)

 

Duck Tape

White Shirt
$17.95 plus S.&.H.

I Don't Think Much, Therefore I Might Not Be

Black
$17.95 plus S.&.H.

Polygamy Porter

White
$19.95 plus S.&.H.

Endangered Feces!
Real Pieces of Geologist Certified
65 Million Year Old Dinosaur Poop!!

$24.95 plus S.&.H.

Spam® Earrings

Hand Painted
$9.95 plus S.&.H.

Spam®
Stocking Caps

Navy
$16.95 plus S.&.H.